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POEM OF THE DAY
AD CHLOEN, M.A.

FRESH FROM HER CAMBRIDGE EXAMINATION

Lady, very fair are you,
And your eyes are very blue,
    And your hose;
And your brow is like the snow,
And the various things you know,
    Goodness knows.

And the rose-flush on your cheek,
And your Algebra and Greek
    Perfect are;
And that loving lustrous eye
Recognizes in the sky
    Every star.

You have pouting piquant lips,
You can doubtless an eclipse
    Calculate;
But for your cerulean hue,
I had certainly from you
    Met my fate.

If by some arrangement dual
I were Adams mixed with Whewell,
    Then some day
I, as wooer, perhaps might come
To so sweet an Artium
    Magistra.

                        Mortimer Collins.
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