Funny Poems

Youre here: Home » Funny Poems

FUNNY POEMS MENU
   » Animal (34)
   » Banter (80)
   » Bathos (17)
   » Burlesque (58)
   » Cynicism (22)
   » Epigrams (29)
   » Immortal Stanzas (14)
   » Juniors (17)
   » Love & Courtship (23)
   » Narrative (64)
   » Nonsense (46)
   » Parody (62)
   » Satire (88)
   » Tribute (16)
   » Whimsical (83)
   » Women (77)

Welcome to eDigg Funny Poems
HERE ARE hundreds of classic funny and clean poems here, from many of the greatest poets and humorists of the past, collected here for your browsing pleasure.
       Select a category from the menu at the left and enjoy the free poems, and the many humerous poetry on this site!
POEM OF THE DAY
AMAZING FACTS ABOUT FOOD

    The Food Scientist tells us: "A deficiency of iron, phosphorus,
    potassium, calcium and the other mineral salts, colloids and
    vitamines of vegetable origin leads to numerous forms of physical
    disorder."

I yearn to bite on a Colloid
    With phosphorus, iron and Beans;
I want to be filled with Calcium, grilled,
    And Veg'table Vitamines!

I yearn to bite on a Colloid
    (Though I don't know what it means)
To line my inside with Potassium, fried,
    And Veg'table Vitamines.

I would sate my soul with spinach
    And dandelion greens.
No eggs, nor ham, nor hard-boiled clam,
    But Veg'table Vitamines.

Hi, Waiter! Coddle the Colloids
    With phosphorus, iron and Beans;
Though Mineral Salts may have some faults,
    Bring on the Vitamines.

                                                                Unknown.
More Funny Banter Poems