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POEM OF THE DAY
TO PHOEBE

"Gentle, modest little flower,
    Sweet epitome of May,
Love me but for half an hour,
    Love me, love me, little fay."
Sentences so fiercely flaming
    In your tiny, shell-like ear,
I should always be exclaiming
    If I loved you, Phoebe dear.

"Smiles that thrill from any distance
    Shed upon me while I sing!
Please ecstaticize existence,
    Love me, oh, thou fairy thing!"
Words like these, outpouring sadly,
    You'd perpetually hear,
If I loved you fondly, madly;--
    But I do not, Phoebe dear.

                             W. S. Gilbert.
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