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POEM OF THE DAY
PHILLIS'S AGE

How old may Phillis be, you ask,
    Whose beauty thus all hearts engages?
To answer is no easy task:
    For she has really two ages.

Stiff in brocade, and pinch'd in stays,
    Her patches, paint, and jewels on;
All day let envy view her face,
    And Phillis is but twenty-one.

Paint, patches, jewels laid aside,
    At night astronomers agree,
The evening has the day belied;
    And Phillis is some forty-three.

                                    Matthew Prior.
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