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POEM OF THE DAY
IF I SHOULD DIE TO-NIGHT

            If I should die to-night
And you should come to my cold corpse and say,
Weeping and heartsick o'er my lifeless clay--
            If I should die to-night,
And you should come in deepest grief and woe--
And say: "Here's that ten dollars that I owe,"
            I might arise in my large white cravat
            And say, "What's that?"
            If I should die to-night
And you should come to my cold corpse and kneel,
Clasping my bier to show the grief you feel,
            I say, if I should die to-night
And you should come to me, and there and then
Just even hint 'bout paying me that ten,
            I might arise the while,
            But I'd drop dead again.

                                     Ben King.
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