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POEM OF THE DAY
A POLKA LYRIC

Qui nunc dancere vult modo,
Wants to dance in the fashion, oh!
Discere debet--ought to know,
Kickere floor cum heel and toe,
            One, two, three,
            Hop with me,
Whirligig, twirligig, rapide.

Polkam jungere, Virgo, vis,
Will you join the polka, miss?
Liberius--most willingly,
Sic agimus--then let us try:
            Nunc vide,
            Skip with me,
Whirlabout, roundabout, celere.

Tum laeva cito, turn dextra,
First to the left, and then t'other way;
Aspice retro in vultu,
You look at her, and she looks at you.
            Das palmam
            Change hands, ma'am;
Celere--run away, just in sham.

                         Barclay Philips.
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