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POEM OF THE DAY
JUSTICE TO SCOTLAND

O mickle yeuks the keckle doup,
    An' a' unsicker girns the graith,
For wae and wae! the crowdies loup
    O'er jouk an' hallan, braw an' baith
Where ance the coggie hirpled fair,
    And blithesome poortith toomed the loof,
There's nae a burnie giglet rare
    But blaws in ilka jinking coof.

The routhie bield that gars the gear
    Is gone where glint the pawky een.
And aye the stound is birkin lear
    Where sconnered yowies wheeped yestreen,
The creeshie rax wi' skelpin' kaes
    Nae mair the howdie bicker whangs,
Nor weanies in their wee bit claes
    Glour light as lammies wi' their sangs.

Yet leeze me on my bonny byke!
    My drappie aiblins blinks the noo,
An' leesome luve has lapt the dyke
    Forgatherin' just a wee bit fou.
And Scotia! while thy rantin' lunt
    Is mirk and moop with gowans fine,
I'll stowlins pit my unco brunt,
    An' cleek my duds for auld lang syne.

                                                         Unknown.
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