Funny Poems

You're here: Home » Funny Poems

FUNNY POEMS MENU
Animal Poems (34)
Banter Poems (80)
Bathos Poems (17)
Burlesque Poems (58)
Cynicism Poems (22)
Epigrams Poems (29)
Immortal Stanzas Poems (14)
Juniors Poems (17)
Love & Courtship Poems (23)
Narrative Poems (64)
Nonsense Poems (46)
Parody Poems (62)
Satire Poems (89)
Tribute Poems (16)
Whimsical Poems (83)
Women Poems (77)

Welcome to eDigg Funny Poems
HERE ARE hundreds of classic funny and clean poems here, from many of the greatest poets and humorists of the past, collected here for your browsing pleasure.
       Select a category from the menu at the left and enjoy the free poems, and the many humerous poetry on this site!
POEM OF THE DAY
TWAS EVER THUS

I never rear'd a young gazelle,
    (Because, you see, I never tried);
But had it known and loved me well,
    No doubt the creature would have died.
My rich and aged Uncle John
    Has known me long and loves me well
But still persists in living on--
    I would he were a young gazelle.

I never loved a tree or flower;
    But, if I had, I beg to say
The blight, the wind, the sun, or shower
    Would soon have withered it away.
I've dearly loved my Uncle John,
    From childhood to the present hour,
And yet he will go living on--
    I would he were a tree or flower!

                                    Henry S. Leigh.
More Funny Parody Poems