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POEM OF THE DAY
NO!

            No sun--no moon!
            No morn--no noon--
No dawn--no dusk--no proper time of day--
            No sky--no earthly view--
            No distance looking blue--
No road--no street--no "t'other side the way"--
            No end to any Row--
            No indications where the Crescents go--
            No top to any steeple--
No recognitions of familiar people--
            No courtesies for showing 'em--
            No knowing 'em!
No travelling at all--no locomotion,
No inkling of the way--no notion--
            "No go"--by land or ocean--
            No mail--no post--
            No news from any foreign coast--
No park--no ring--no afternoon gentility--
            No company--no nobility--
No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member--
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds, November!

                                                                             Thomas Hood.
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