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Category: Funny Animal Poems
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  THE VIPER  

Yet another great truth I record in my verse,
That some Vipers are venomous, some the reverse;
    A fact you may prove if you try,
By procuring two Vipers and letting them bite;
With the first you are only the worse for a fright,
    But after the second you die.

                                                                    Hilaire Belloc.


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