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Category: Funny Animal Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems about animals, snakes, lions, cats, birds, frogs, and more.
TO BE OR NOT TO BE
                             I

I sometimes think I'd rather crow
And be a rooster than to roost
And be a crow. But I dunno.

                             II

A rooster he can roost also,
Which don't seem fair when crows can't crow.
Which may help some. Still I dunno.

                            III

Crows should be glad of one thing, though;
Nobody thinks of eating crow,
While roosters they are good enough
For anyone unless they're tough.

                             IV

There are lots of tough old roosters, though,
And anyway a crow can't crow,
So mebby roosters stand more show.
It looks that way. But I dunno.

                                                Unknown.

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