TO BE OR NOT TO BE - Animal Funny Poems

Youre here: Home » Funny Poems » Funny Animal Poems » TO BE OR NOT TO BE

FUNNY POEMS MENU
   » Animal (34)
   » Banter (80)
   » Bathos (17)
   » Burlesque (58)
   » Cynicism (22)
   » Epigrams (29)
   » Immortal Stanzas (14)
   » Juniors (17)
   » Love & Courtship (23)
   » Narrative (64)
   » Nonsense (46)
   » Parody (62)
   » Satire (88)
   » Tribute (16)
   » Whimsical (83)
   » Women (77)

Category: Funny Animal Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems about animals, snakes, lions, cats, birds, frogs, and more.
TO BE OR NOT TO BE
                             I

I sometimes think I'd rather crow
And be a rooster than to roost
And be a crow. But I dunno.

                             II

A rooster he can roost also,
Which don't seem fair when crows can't crow.
Which may help some. Still I dunno.

                            III

Crows should be glad of one thing, though;
Nobody thinks of eating crow,
While roosters they are good enough
For anyone unless they're tough.

                             IV

There are lots of tough old roosters, though,
And anyway a crow can't crow,
So mebby roosters stand more show.
It looks that way. But I dunno.

                                                Unknown.

Previous Funny Animal Poem | Funny Animal Poems Index | Next Funny Animal Poem

Email this funny poem to a friend