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Category: Funny Banter Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems in a playful, teasing, and good-natured way.

  THE MILLENNIUM  

Will there never come a season
    Which shall rid us from the curse
Of a prose which knows no reason
    And an unmelodious verse:
When the world shall cease to wonder
    At the genius of an Ass,
And a boy's eccentric blunder
    Shall not bring success to pass:

When mankind shall be delivered
    From the clash of magazines,
And the inkstand shall be shivered
    Into countless smithereens:
When there stands a muzzled stripling,
    Mute, beside a muzzled bore:
When the Rudyards cease from Kipling
    And the Haggards Ride no more?

                        James Kenneth Stephen.


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