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Category: Funny Banter Poems
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  THE SIEGE OF DJKLXPRWBZ  

Before a Turkish town
    The Russians came.
And with huge cannon
    Did bombard the same.

They got up close
    And rained fat bombshells down,
And blew out every
    Vowel in the town.

And then the Turks,
    Becoming somewhat sad,
Surrendered every
    Consonant they had.

                    Eugene Fitch Ware.


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