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Category: Funny Banter Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems in a playful, teasing, and good-natured way.

  TO MINERVA  

My temples throb, my pulses boil,
    I'm sick of Song and Ode and Ballad--
So Thyrsis, take the midnight oil,
    And pour it on a lobster salad.

My brain is dull, my sight is foul,
    I cannot write a verse, or read--
Then Pallas, take away thine Owl,
    And let us have a Lark instead.

                                     Thomas Hood.


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