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Ah! why those piteous sounds of woe,
    Lone wanderer of the dreary night?
Thy gushing tears in torrents flow,
    Thy bosom pants in wild affright!

And thou, within whose iron breast
    Those frowns austere too truly tell,
Mild pity, heaven-descended guest,
    Hath never, never deign'd to dwell.

"That rude, uncivil touch forego,"
    Stern despot of a fleeting hour!
Nor "make the angels weep" to know
    The fond "fantastic tricks" of power!

Know'st thou not "mercy is not strain'd,
    But droppeth as the gentle dew,"
And while it blesseth him who gain'd,
    It blesseth him who gave it, too?

Say, what art thou? and what is he,
    Pale victim of despair and pain,
Whose streaming eyes and bended knee
    Sue to thee thus--and sue in vain?

Cold callous man!--he scorns to yield,
    Or aught relax his felon gripe,
But answers, "I'm Inspector Field
    And this here warment's prigg'd your wipe."

                                         Richard Harris Barham.

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