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Category: Funny Cynicism Poems
Classic humorous and funny poems using cynicism and a disdain for general opinion, as well as distrust of the intentions of others. WHAT'S IN A NAME  n letters large upon the frame,
That visitors might see,
The painter placed his humble name:
O'Callaghan McGee.
And from Beersheba unto Dan,
The critics with a nod
Exclaimed: "This painting Irishman
Adores his native sod.
"His stout heart's patriotic flame
There's naught on earth can quell;
He takes no wild romantic name
To make his pictures sell!"
Then poets praise in sonnets neat
His stroke so bold and free;
No parlour wall was thought complete
That hadn't a McGee.
All patriots before McGee
Threw lavishly their gold;
His works in the Academy
Were very quickly sold.
His "Digging Clams at Barnegat,"
His "When the Morning smiled,"
His "Seven Miles from Ararat,"
His "Portrait of a Child,"
Were purchased in a single day
And lauded as divine.--
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That night as in his atelier
The artist sipped his wine,
And looked upon his gilded frames,
He grinned from ear to ear:--
"They little think my real name's
V. Stuyvesant De Vere!"
R. K. Munkittrick.
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