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       Classic humorous and funny poems. A pithy saying or remark expressing an idea in a clever or amusing way, short and satirical with a witty ending.
ON TAKING A WIFE
"Come, come," said Tom's father, "at your time of life,
    There's no longer excuse for thus playing the rake.--
It is time you should think, boy, of taking a wife."--
    "Why, so it is, father,--whose wife shall I take?"

                                                                             Thomas Moore.

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