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Category: Funny Immortal Stanzas Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems. Classic verses of amusing and nonsensical four line poems.

  IF  

If all the land were apple-pie,
    And all the sea were ink;
And all the trees were bread and cheese,
    What should we do for drink?


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