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Category: Funny Immortal Stanzas Poems
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  THE KILKENNY CATS  

There wanst was two cats of Kilkenny,
Each thought there was one cat too many,
    So they quarrell'd and fit,
    They scratch'd and they bit,
    Till, barrin' their nails,
    And the tips of their tails,
Instead of two cats, there warnt any.

                                                     Unknown.


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