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Category: Funny Juniors Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems for children, about kids, and for kids of all shapes and sizes.

  THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL  

There was a little girl,
And she had a little curl
    Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good
She was very, very good,
    And when she was bad she was horrid.

One day she went upstairs,
When her parents, unawares,
    In the kitchen were occupied with meals
And she stood upon her head
In her little trundle-bed,
    And then began hooraying with her heels.

Her mother heard the noise,
And she thought it was the boys
    A-playing at a combat in the attic;
But when she climbed the stair,
And found Jemima there,
    She took and she did spank her most emphatic.

                                                                         Unknown.


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