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Category: Funny Love and Courtship Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems about love, courtship, marriage, and true love. Short poems, love poems, and romantic poems.


Out upon it, I have loved
        Three whole days together;
And am like to love three more,
        If it prove fair weather.

Time shall moult away his wings,
        Ere he shall discover
In the whole wide world again
        Such a constant Lover.

But the spite on't is, no praise
        Is due at all to me:
Love with me had made no stays,
        Had it any been but she.

Had it any been but she,
        And that very face,
There had been at least ere this
        A dozen dozen in her place.

                        Sir John Suckling.

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