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Category: Funny Narrative Poems
       Classic humorous and funny story poems. Narrative poems are written accounts of connected events in poetry format.


One of the Kings of Scanderoon,
    A royal jester
Had in his train, a gross buffoon,
    Who used to pester
The court with tricks inopportune,
Venting on the highest folks his
Scurvy pleasantries and hoaxes.

It needs some sense to play the fool,
Which wholesome rule
    Occurred not to our jackanapes,
Who consequently found his freaks
    Lead to innumerable scrapes,
And quite as many tricks and tweaks,
    Which only seemed to make him faster
    Try the patience of his master.

Some sin, at last, beyond all measure
Incurred the desperate displeasure
    Of his Serene and raging Highness:
Whether he twitched his most revered
And sacred beard,
    Or had intruded on the shyness
    Of the seraglio, or let fly
    An epigram at royalty,
None knows: his sin was an occult one,
But records tell us that the Sultan,
Meaning to terrify the knave,
    Exclaimed, "'Tis time to stop that breath;
Thy doom is sealed, presumptuous slave!
    Thou stand'st condemned to certain death:

"Silence, base rebel! no replying!
    But such is my indulgence still,
    That, of my own free grace and will,
I leave to thee the mode of dying,"
"Thy royal will be done--'tis just,"
Replied the wretch, and kissed the dust.
    "Since my last moment to assuage,
Your majesty's humane decree
Has deigned to leave the choice to me,
    I'll die, so please you, of old age!"

                                                Horace Smith.

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