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Category: Funny Nonsense Poems Classic humorous and funny poems, absurd and whimsical, foolish, no meaning, and generally not making a lot of sense. AN UNSUSPECTED FACT f down his throat a man should choose
In fun, to jump or slide,
He'd scrape his shoes against his teeth,
Nor dirt his own inside.
But if his teeth were lost and gone,
And not a stump to scrape upon,
He'd see at once how very pat
His tongue lay there by way of mat,
And he would wipe his feet on that!
Edward Cannon.
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