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LINES BY AN OLD FOGY
'm thankful that the sun and moon
    Are both hung up so high,
That no presumptuous hand can stretch
    And pull them from the sky.
If they were not, I have no doubt
But some reforming ass
Would recommend to take them down
And light the world with gas.

                                             Unknown.

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