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Category: Funny Nonsense Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems, absurd and whimsical, foolish, no meaning, nonsense, and generally not making a lot of sense.
NONSENSE VERSES AGAIN
        THE INVISIBLE BRIDGE

I'd Never Dare to Walk across
    A Bridge I Could Not See;
For Quite afraid of Falling off,
    I fear that I Should Be!

            THE LAZY ROOF

The Roof it has a Lazy Time
    A-lying in the Sun;
The Walls they have to Hold Him Up;
    They do Not Have Much Fun!

                         MY FEET

My feet, they haul me Round the House,
    They Hoist me up the Stairs;
I only have to Steer them and
    They Ride me Everywheres.

                        Gelett Burgess.

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