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Category: Funny Nonsense Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems, absurd and whimsical, foolish, no meaning, nonsense, and generally not making a lot of sense.


When the breeze from the bluebottle's blustering blim
    Twirls the toads in a tooroomaloo,
And the whiskery whine of the wheedlesome whim
    Drowns the roll of the rattatattoo,
Then I dream in the shade of the shally-go-shee,
    And the voice of the bally-molay
Brings the smell of stale poppy-cods blummered in blee
    From the willy-wad over the way.
Ah, the shuddering shoo and the blinketty-blanks
    When the yungalung falls from the bough
In the blast of a hurricane's hicketty-hanks
    On the hills of the hocketty-how!
Give the rigamarole to the clangery-whang,
    If they care for such fiddlededee;
But the thingumbob kiss of the whangery-bang
    Keeps the higgledy-piggle for me.


It is pilly-po-doddle and aligobung
    When the lollypop covers the ground,
Yet the poldiddle perishes punketty-pung
    When the heart jimmy-coggles around.
If the soul cannot snoop at the giggle-some cart,
    Seeking surcease in gluggety-glug,
It is useless to say to the pulsating heart,
    "Panky-doodle ker-chuggetty-chug!"

                                                         John Bennett.

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