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Category: Funny Parody Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems using parody - an imitation of a writer, artist, or genre, with exaggeration for comic effect.

  TO AN IMPORTUNATE HOST  

Ask me no more: I've had enough Chablis;
    The wine may come again, and take the shape,
    From glass to glass, of "Mountain" or of "Cape;"
But, my dear boy, when I have answered thee,
                                                                    Ask me no more.

Ask me no more: what answer should I give,
    I love not pickled pork nor partridge pie;
    I feel if I took whisky I should die!
Ask me no more--for I prefer to live:
                                                                    Ask me no more.

Ask me no more: unless my fate is sealed,
    And I have striven against you all in vain.
    Let your good butler bring me Hock again:
Then rest, dear boy. If for this once I yield,
                                                                    Ask me no more!

                                                                             Unknown.


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