FUNNY POEMS MENU
Animal Poems (34) Banter Poems (80) Bathos Poems (17) Burlesque Poems (58) Cynicism Poems (22) Epigrams Poems (29) Immortal Stanzas Poems (14) Juniors Poems (17) Love & Courtship Poems (23) Narrative Poems (64) Nonsense Poems (46) Parody Poems (62) Satire Poems (89) Tribute Poems (16) Whimsical Poems (83) Women Poems (77)
|
Category: Funny Satire Poems
Classic humorous and funny poems using irony, exaggeration and ridicule, to expose and criticize stupidity and vices. A SPLENDID FELLOW  elmonico's is where he dines
On quail on toast, washed down with wines;
Then lights a twenty-cent cigar
With quite a flourish at the bar.
He throws his money down so proud,
And "sets 'em up" for all the crowd;
A dozen games of billiards, too,
He gaily loses ere he's through.
Oh, he's a splendid fellow, quite;
He pays his debts with such delight,
And often boasts of--to his clan--
His honour as a gentleman.
But when this splendid fellow's wife,
Who leads at home a frugal life
Begs for a little change to buy
A dress, he looks at her so wry,
That she, alarmed at his distress,
Gives him a kiss and sweet caress,
And says, "Don't worry so, my dear,
I'll turn the dress I made last year."
H. C. Dodge.
Email this funny poem to a friend
|
|
