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	Category: Funny Whimsical Poems        Classic humorous and funny poems using whimsy. Humourosly quaint and fanciful, especially in an amusing way.    LAY OF THE DESERTED INFLUENZAED    oe, doe!
     I shall dever see her bore!
 Dever bore our feet shall rove
     The beadows as of yore!
 Dever bore with byrtle boughs
     Her tresses shall I twide--
 Dever bore her bellow voice
     Bake bellody with bide!
 Dever shall we lidger bore,
     Abid the flow'rs at dood,
 Dever shall we gaze at dight
     Upon the tedtder bood!
         Ho, doe, doe!
     Those berry tibes have flowd,
 Ad I shall dever see her bore,
     By beautiful! by owd!
         Ho, doe, doe!
     I shall dever see her bore,
 She will forget be id a bonth,
     (Bost probably before)--
 She will forget the byrtle boughs,
     The flow'rs we plucked at dood,
 Our beetigs by the tedtder stars.
     Our gazigs at the bood.
 Ad I shall dever see agaid
     The Lily and the Rose;
 The dabask cheek! the sdowy brow!
     The perfect bouth ad dose!
         Ho, doe, doe!
     Those berry tibes have flowd--
 Ad I shall dever see her bore,
     By beautiful! by owd!!
 
         H. Cholmondeley-Pennell.
 
 
		
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