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       Classic humorous and funny poems using whimsy. Humourosly quaint and fanciful, especially in an amusing way.
LOGICAL ENGLISH
said, "This horse, sir, will you shoe?"
    And soon the horse was shod.
I said, "This deed, sir, will you do?"
    And soon the deed was dod!

I said, "This stick, sir, will you break?"
    At once the stick he broke.
I said, "This coat, sir, will you make?"
    And soon the coat he moke!

                                                            Unknown.

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