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Category: Funny Whimsical Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems using whimsy. Humourosly quaint and fanciful, especially in an amusing way.

  SUSAN SIMPSON  

imming,
    Sunset's slowly spreading shade,
Silvery songsters sweetly singing,
    Summer's soothing serenade.

Susan Simpson strolled sedately,
    Stifling sobs, suppressing sighs.
Seeing Stephen Slocum, stately
    She stopped, showing some surprise.

"Say," said Stephen, "sweetest sigher;
    Say, shall Stephen spouseless stay?"
Susan, seeming somewhat shyer,
    Showed submissiveness straightway.

Summer's season slowly stretches,
    Susan Simpson Slocum she--
So she signed some simple sketches--
    Soul sought soul successfully.

             *             *             *             *             *

Six Septembers Susan swelters;
    Six sharp seasons snow supplies;
Susan's satin sofa shelters
    Six small Slocums side by side.

                                             Unknown.


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