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Category: Funny Women Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems for women, and about women. The good, the bad, and the lovely.

  AD CHLOEN, M.A.  

FRESH FROM HER CAMBRIDGE EXAMINATION

Lady, very fair are you,
And your eyes are very blue,
    And your hose;
And your brow is like the snow,
And the various things you know,
    Goodness knows.

And the rose-flush on your cheek,
And your Algebra and Greek
    Perfect are;
And that loving lustrous eye
Recognizes in the sky
    Every star.

You have pouting piquant lips,
You can doubtless an eclipse
    Calculate;
But for your cerulean hue,
I had certainly from you
    Met my fate.

If by some arrangement dual
I were Adams mixed with Whewell,
    Then some day
I, as wooer, perhaps might come
To so sweet an Artium
    Magistra.

                        Mortimer Collins.


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