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Category: Funny Women Poems
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  BLOW ME EYES!  

When I was young and full o' pride,
    A-standin' on the grass
And gazin' o'er the water-side,
    I seen a fisher lass.
"O, fisher lass, be kind awhile,"
    I asks 'er quite unbid.
"Please look into me face and smile"--
    And, blow me eyes, she did!

O, blow me light and blow me blow,
I didn't think she'd charm me so--
    But, blow me eyes, she did!

She seemed so young and beautiful
    I had to speak perlite,
(The afternoon was long and dull,
    But she was short and bright).
"This ain't no place," I says, "to stand--
    Let's take a walk instid,
Each holdin' of the other's hand"--
    And, blow me eyes, she did!

O, blow me light and blow me blow,
I sort o' thunk she wouldn't go--
    But, blow me eyes, she did!
And as we walked along a lane
    With no one else to see,
Me heart was filled with sudden pain,
    And so I says to she:
"If you would have me actions speak
    The words what can't be hid,
You'd sort o' let me kiss yer cheek"--
    And, blow me eyes, she did!

O, blow me light and blow me blow,
How sweet she was I didn't know--
    But, blow me eyes, she did!

But pretty soon me shipmate Jim
    Came strollin' down the beach,
And she began a-oglin' him
    As pretty as a peach.
"O, fickle maid o' false intent,"
    Impulsively I chid,
"Why don't you go and wed that gent?"
    And, blow me eyes, she did!

O, blow me light and blow me blow,
I didn't think she'd treat me so--
    But, blow me eyes, she did!

                                    Wallace Irwin.


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