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Category: Funny Animal Poems
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  WAR RELIEF  

"Can you spare a Threepenny bit,
    Dear Miss Turkey," said Sir Mouse,
"For Job's Turkey's benefit?
    I've engaged the Opera House!"

"Alas! I've naught to spare!"
    Said Miss Turkey, "save advice,
I am getting up a Fair,
    To relieve the Poor Church Mice."

                                    Oliver Herford.


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