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Category: Funny Banter Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems in a playful, teasing, and good-natured way.
THE NEW VERSION
soldier of the Russians
    Lay japanned at Tschrtzvkjskivitch,
There was lack of woman's nursing
    And other comforts which
Might add to his last moments
    And smooth the final way;--
But a comrade stood beside him
    To hear what he might say.
The japanned Russian faltered
    As he took that comrade's hand,
And he said: "I never more shall see
    My own, my native land;
Take a message and a token
    To some distant friends of mine,
For I was born at Smnlxzrskgqrxzski,
    Fair Smnlxzrskgqrxzski on the Irkztrvzkimnov."

                                                                W. J. Lampton.

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