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Category: Funny Epigrams Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems. A pithy saying or remark expressing an idea in a clever or amusing way, short and satirical with a witty ending.

  WHAT'S MY THOUGHT LIKE  

Quest.--Why is a Pump like Viscount Castlereagh?
    Answ.--Because it is a slender thing of wood,
That up and down its awkward arm doth sway,
And coolly spout, and spout, and spout away,
    In one weak, washy, everlasting flood!

                                                         Thomas Moore.


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