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Category: Funny Love and Courtship Poems
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  BALLADE OF THE GOLFER IN LOVE  

In the "foursome" some would fain
    Find nepenthe for their woe;
Following through shine or rain
    Where the "greens" like satin show;
    But I vote such sport as "slow"--
Find it rather glum and gruesome;
    With a little maid I know
I would play a quiet "twosome"!

In the "threesome," some maintain,
    Lies excitement's gayest glow--
Strife that mounts unto the brain
    Like the sparkling Veuve Clicquot;
    My opinion? Nay, not so!
Noon or eve or morning dewsome
    With a little maid I know
I would play a quiet "twosome"!

Bays of glory some would gain
    With grim "Bogey" for their foe;
(He's a bogey who's not slain
    Save one smite with canny blow!)
    Yet I hold this tame, and though
My refrain seems trite, 'tis truesome;
    With a little maid I know
I would play a quiet "twosome"!

    Comrades all who golfing go,
Happiness--if you would view some--
    With a little maid you know,
Haste and play a quiet "twosome"!

                            Clinton Scollard.


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