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Category: Funny Nonsense Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems, absurd and whimsical, foolish, no meaning, nonsense, and generally not making a lot of sense.

  THREE CHILDREN  

Three children sliding on the ice
    Upon a summer's day,
As it fell out they all fell in,
    The rest they ran away.

Now, had these children been at home,
    Or sliding on dry ground,
Ten thousand pounds to one penny
    They had not all been drowned.

You parents all that children have,
    And you too that have none,
If you would have them safe abroad
    Pray keep them safe at home.

                                                Unknown.


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