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Category: Funny Whimsical Poems
Classic humorous and funny poems using whimsy. Humourosly quaint and fanciful, especially in an amusing way. QUESTIONS WITH ANSWERS  hat is earth, sexton?--A place to dig graves;
What is earth, rich men?--A place to work slaves,
What is earth, grey-beard?--A place to grow old;
What is earth, miser?--A place to dig gold;
What is earth, school-boy?--A place for my play;
What is earth, maiden?--A place to be gay;
What is earth, seamstress?--A place where I weep;
What is earth, sluggard?--A good place to sleep;
What is earth, soldier?--A place for a battle;
What is earth, herdsman?--A place to raise cattle;
What is earth, widow?--A place of true sorrow;
What is earth, tradesman?--I'll tell you to-morrow;
What is earth, sick man?--'Tis nothing to me;
What is earth, sailor?--My home is the sea;
What is earth, statesman?--A place to win fame;
What is earth, author?--I'll write there my name;
What is earth, monarch?--For my realm 'tis given;
What is earth, Christian?--The gateway of heaven.
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