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Category: Funny Women Poems
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A TERRIBLE INFANT
recollect a nurse call'd Ann,
    Who carried me about the grass,
And one fine day a fine young man
    Came up, and kiss'd the pretty lass.
She did not make the least objection!
        Thinks I, "Aha!
When I can talk I'll tell Mamma"
--And that's my earliest recollection.

                     Frederick Locker-Lampson.

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