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Category: Funny Burlesque Poems
       Classic humorous and funny poems using comic imitation and exaggeration in an absurd way.

  THE JABBERWOCKY OF AUTHORS  

'Twas gilbert. The kchesterton
    Did locke and bennett in the reed.
All meredith was the nicholson,
    And harrison outqueed.

Beware the see-enn-william, son,
    The londonjack with call that's wild.
Beware the gertroo datherton
    And richardwashburnchild.

He took his brady blade in hand;
    Long time the partridge foe he sought.
Then stood a time by the oppenheim
    In deep mcnaughton thought.

In warwick deeping thought he stood--
    He poised on edithwharton brink;
He cried, "Ohbernardshaw! I could
    If basilking would kink."

Rexbeach! rexbeach!--and each on each
    O. Henry's mantles ferber fell.
It was the same'sif henryjames
    Had wally eaton well.

"And hast thou writ the greatest book?
    Come to thy birmingham, my boy!
Oh, beresford way! Oh, holman day!"
    He kiplinged in his joy.

'Twas gilbert. The kchesterton
    Did locke and bennett in the reed.
All meredith was the nicholson,
    And harrison outqueed.

                 Harry Persons Taber.


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